there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
You can never love peeps as much as no peepsSome infinities are hella big, but others are hella bigger
make john green find the thing
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
PETITION FOR THIS PIZZA BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN FANDOM
Now, with whom shall we ship him?
tumblr user pizza of course
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