canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
0hmycas: sherlockssecondfavouriteblogger:  i kept losing the remote so mY DAD JUST BROUGHT HOME A NEW REMOTE THAT IS BIGGER THAN MY FUCKING HEAD. OMFG. IT GLOWS IN THE FUCKING DARK, LAWD HAVE MERCY.  WELCOME TO THE CLUB

gabbyroars:

milk-fed:

tyleroakley:

The ultimate Vine plot twist.

omfg i want this as a ring tone.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The agony of death after the agony of life

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mathani: On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer awhile.

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harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

princewifi:

this my shit

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imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

thats-slightly-raven:

STOP MOWING YOUR FUCKING LAWN IT’S NEARLY 3AM YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THE GRASS RIGHT NOW IT’S SO DARK FOR ALL YOU KNOW IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THERE I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FIND OUT WHO THIS IS I WILL URINATE ON YOUR CARPET IT IS 2:51AM STOP MOWING YOUR LAWN YOU BAG OF DICKS

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties